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‘Tebow Skips Senior Season, Ascends Directly Into Heaven’
January 12, 2009, 4:51 pm
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From an article on SportingPress.com:

“After much consideration, I have decided to skip my senior season at the University of Florida and ascend directly into Heaven,” Tebow announced. Upon making the announcement, Tebow was bathed in a blinding white light and vanished….

“He wasn’t just the greatest player in college football history,” said a college football writer at the press conference, tears streaming down his face. “He might have been the greatest person to ever walk on earth.”


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